5 THINGS I HATE

1. SPARKLING WATER

Why is it now cool to drink the liquid equivalent of TV static? I am confused.

2. COFFEE

Also not here for hot, strongly flavored water.

2. COFFEE

Also not here for hot, strongly flavored water.

3. SNAKES

The only good thing about them is their skin. They make great shoes.

4. JUDGMENTAL PEOPLE

It costs nothing to mind your own business. More people should give it a try.

4. JUDGMENTAL PEOPLE

It costs nothing to mind your own business. More people should give it a try.

5. CALIFORNIA DRIVERS

No explanation needed. 

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